What your Wife Says / Means :
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
Just hope that after guys reading this .
They will understand what does the woman really wants :x
Soo ... woke up at around 8 today ?
& used comp till around 12 .
Than decided to go swimming .
But teh 2pid pool dosen't open on MONDAY .
Whats wrong with opening on monday .
What an arse community .
So I basically spend the whole day , watching movies .
Playing table tennis .. Etc .
Till now I'm still stoning .
I'll just wait for tmr's outing bah :D
(No, that's not me. It's Peter Petrelli! :D)
Keith. ♥
20thDECEMBER , my birddayy :D
Imma average 15 year old guy you see everyday. I can be your greatest friend or your worst enemy. I can make your stay here horrible, yet I can make it pleasant and happy. It's all up to you. Please a frigging tag before you leave. Thanks desu.
Email: Keithhy.1993@hotmail.com (Lalalalala, pedobear alert!)
-Less
-Get a diploma for directing.
-Get a degree in visual arts and animating.
-Pass my 'N' and 'O' levels.
-Fucking make it to Sec 5.